People often enjoy joking about love and marriage.
Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage.
· In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
· In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens.
· In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Here's another joke about marriage.
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.