איסלאם: A Religion of Peace
וויפיל האט איר געשפירט ווי איר ברעעעעעעעכט ווען א פאליטישאן אדער נייעס-רעפארטער דעקלערט:
איסלאם איז א רעליגיע פון שלום........ 
מ'קען קראכן און פלאצן פאר כעס.
אט האב איך באקומען אין אימעיל א גוטע ארטיקל אויף דעם.
Be careful with your answers. Don't wanna to offend anybody, you
know . . .
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following
Multiple Choice Test.
No need to keep score. The events are actual cuts from past
history.
They actually happened !
Do you remember?
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
massacred by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon
by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year-
old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S.Navy
diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresad.
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining
two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted
and
crashed by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
13. On October 20, 2000 the USS Cole had an unprovoked attack which
resulted in the slaughter of 17 of our young sailors. This attack
was
carried out by:
a. Captain Nemo
b. Flipper
c. Moby Dick
d. Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do
you?
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, identification, Secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former Governors, and leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.
Oh yeah, recent events of the beheading of Mr. Berg should not be shown on TV as it seems to offend the Muslim community and may even give them an undeserved reputation of being barbaric and viscious.
We keep hearing of the "moderate" Muslims who practice "love" and tolerance. Ask yourself this question: When is the last time you saw a Muslim on TV condemn any of the acts you read about above?
Let the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves, if they have any such sense. And why should not Ashcroft speak out on this ?
Wants to be on the payroll of the Saudis afterwards?
Politicians and diapers should be changed often...
and for the same reason!
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