A recorded conversation
A recorded conversation of a spirit airline reservation dept.
Spirit Rep: Thanks for calling spirit airlines, how may I help u
Caller: Hi
Spirit Rep: Hi Hello
Caller: I would like to make reservations To Miami Florida
Spirit Rep: Oh Very nice, I can help u, what time and date are willing to fly
Caller: I want to leave on Feb 3 and return approx on the 12th of Feb.
Spirit Rep: ok do u have any idea what time approx will suit for u
caller: oh what time...... in the afternoon, I guess the afternoon is easier for me
Spirit Rep: Ok sounds great, So u are leaving on the 3rd of Feb. and returning on the 12th of Feb. and u wanna leave in the afternoon ?
Caller : yup I guess so
Spirit Rep: and on the return flight do have any idea what time u wanna come back
Caller : when do u have flights returning ?
Spirit Rep : Oh we have flights all day long its up to you
Caller: Oh I see.... u know what, make it in the afternoon
Spirit Rep : ok so u wanna leave on the 3rd and return on the 14th and both in the afternoon
Caller : yes ..this should do it
Spirit Rep: ok so we have available flights in the afternoon 1:45 - 4:55 - 7:30 and 10:05 which one is best for u
Caller : the 4:55 is fine
Spirit Rep; and returning we have 12:00 - 2:45 - 5:35 and 8:05 just tell me which one
Caller: the 5:35 I'll take .this should be fine
Spirit Rep : got it, so u are depararting on Feb. 3 at 4:55 leaving lga airport and returning at Miami intl airport 4:55
Caller ; Yes I guess this is it
Spirit rep: Please hold while we are calculating the price.......Oh Do u have any discount code or are u a member of AAA or Sams club or Bj's
Caller: No sorry I don't have ..nope I am not a member
Spirit Rep : Oh ok ur price to Miami is 94.00 and returuning is 75.00 and Baggage insurance is 9.95 Airport tax 10% ur total is 196.75
Caller: oh ok ..What is with the seating can I choose where to sit?
Spirit Rep: Let me see cause this flight is almost full
Caller : ok .then see what u can get
Spirit Rep: Sir ...I am sorry but all good seats are already taken
Caller : oh shit what do u mean can u try to do something please I am a good customer
Spirit Rep: Do u mind sitting next to a Jewish person
Caller : I guess I do
Spirit Rep : sorry that's the only seat I can offer u now
Caller : oh no I cannot sit next to them they move all over the place I cannot book it sorry
Spirit Rep: well this is what I have I understand ur concern. hold ........uuum I can offer u a little discount would that help
Caller : my brother sat next to a Hasidic guy on the flight and he came down and complained they gave him a free ticket can we work something out
Spirit Rep: no sorry I cannot offer u a free ticket
Caller : would u be able to check if he is a Hasidic or a modern Jew check thru his zip code and I will tell u if the person is Hasidic
Spirit Rep: ok I will check hold ......the booking zip is 11211
Caller ; Oh My Gosh, U cannot do this to me I cant please
Spirit Rep: what do u mean is it so bad?
Caller : lets talk frankly.. They pray very hour they push thru everybody they pull seats
Spirit Rep; Yea...
Caller : last but not least .They don't shower ...u have to better then this what is the best u can do
Spirit Air: The best I can do is to give u the price that this Jew got...he used every discount code on earth
Caller: Oh ok I guess I will be a Jew for a 3 hour flight just give me their prices
Spirit Rep : YOU are all set You will receive ur confirmation via mail shortly
Caller ; oh ok thanks .............hold one minute u still there
Spirit Rep : Yes I am
Caller : I forgot ....can u send the ticket in new jersey to my cousin so I will save taxes
Spirit Rep : Oh come on .NOW YOU ARE A REAL JEW ...BYE
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