| נשלח ב-4/4/2005 05:09 |
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מוסר השכל מיט א שמייכל אין זייט
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a
test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and
I'll
send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may
start".
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that
means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only
$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a
10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round.
In
less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated
the
operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go
everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled
everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of
delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food
retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and
decided
to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a
protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked
him his email.
The man replied, "I don't have an email ". The broker answered
curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an
empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an
email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd be an office boy at
Microsoft!"
Moral of the story
M1- Internet /email is not the solution to your life.
M2- If you don't have internet / email , and work hard, you can be a
millionaire.
M3 If you received this message by email, you are probably already an
office boy/girl, and not any close to being a Billionaire...
Have a great day !!!
P.S - Do not forward this email back to me, I' m closing my email &
going to sell tomatoes!!!
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| נשלח ב-4/4/2005 16:30 |
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Revealed: Israel plans strike on Iranian nuclear plant
The Sunday Times - World
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> March 13, 2005
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> Revealed: Israel plans strike on Iranian
>nuclear plant
> Uzi Mahnaimi
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> ISRAEL has drawn up secret plans for a
>combined air and ground attack on targets in Iran if diplomacy fails to
>halt the Iranian nuclear programme.
> The inner cabinet of Ariel Sharon, the
>Israeli prime minister, gave ''initial authorisation'' for an attack at a
>private meeting last month on his ranch in the Negev desert.
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> Israeli forces have used a mock-up of
>Iran's Natanz uranium enrichment plant in the desert to practise
>destroying it. Their tactics include raids by Israel's elite Shaldag
>(Kingfisher) commando unit and airstrikes by F-15 jets from 69 Squadron,
>using bunker-busting bombs to penetrate underground facilities.
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> The plans have been discussed with American
>officials who are said to have indicated provisionally that they would not
>stand in Israel's way if all international efforts to halt Iranian
>nuclear projects failed.
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> Tehran claims that its programme is designed
>for peaceful purposes but Israeli and American intelligence officials —
>who have met to share information in recent weeks — are convinced that it
>is intended to produce nuclear weapons.
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> The Israeli government responded cautiously
>yesterday to an announcement by Condoleezza Rice, the US secretary of
>state, that America would support Britain, France and Germany in offering
>economic incentives for Tehran to abandon its programme.
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> In return, the European countries promised
>to back Washington in referring Iran to the United Nations security council
>if the latest round of talks fails to secure agreement.
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> Silvan Shalom, the Israeli foreign minister,
>said he believed that diplomacy was the only way to deal with the issue.
>But he warned: ''The idea that this tyranny of Iran will hold a nuclear
>bomb is a nightmare, not only for us but for the whole world.''
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> Dick Cheney, the American vice-president,
>emphasised on Friday that Iran would face ''stronger action'' if it
>failed to respond. But yesterday Iran rejected the initiative, which
>provides for entry to the World Trade Organisation and a supply of spare
>parts for airliners if it co-operates.
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> ''No pressure, bribe or threat can make
>Iran give up its legitimate right to use nuclear technology for peaceful
>purposes,'' said an Iranian spokesman.
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> US officials warned last week that a
>military strike on Iranian nuclear facilities by Israeli or American forces
>had not been ruled out should the issue become deadlocked at the United
>Nations.
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> Additional reporting: Tony Allen-Mills,
>Washington
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| נשלח ב-4/4/2005 16:28 |
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Enjoy this one everyone !!
1. Grab a calculator. (you wont' be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract by 250
9. Divide by 2
Do you recognize the answer?
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| נשלח ב-4/4/2005 05:15 |
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* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
* Never buy a car you can't push.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today..........I did.
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| נשלח ב-4/4/2005 05:11 |
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 מצורף קובץ
>To: Internal Revenue Service
>Department of the Treasury
>Washington, DC 20001
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>Enclosed is my 2004 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note
>of the attached article from USA Today archives. In the article, you will
>note
>that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each
>for toilet seats.
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>Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value $2,400.00)
>and six hammers (value $1,029.00). This is in payment for my total tax due
>of $3,429.00.
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>Out of a sense of patriotic duty, I am also enclosing a 1.5 inch Phillips
>head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved a purchase value of
>$22.00, as my contribution to fulfill the Presidential Election Fund option
>on Form 1040.
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>It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and I look forward to
>paying them again next year in accordance with officially established
>government values.
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>Sincerely,
>Another satisfied taxpayer
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