קצת צחוק...

 של סנאי.

טבע מוזר
לכפר כושים באפריקה הגיע יום אחד חוקר לבן, להתגורר עם בני הכפר למשך מספר שנים.
כעבור שנתיים ילדה אשת ראש השבט תינוק, אולם הוא היה לבן.
התרגז ראש השבט והתחיל לצעוק על החוקר.
אמר לו החוקר: "מה אתה צועק? הטבע מוזר, הנה, תראה למשל את הכבשה הלבנה הזאת - היא המליטה טלה שחור..."
אמר לו ראש השבט: "טוב טוב טוב, אם אתה לא תגלה אני לא אגלה...

כפרה עליכם ועל הישיבה שלכם...

 An old Jewish man lived alone in the country.
>                       He wanted to dig his potato garden but
>
>                      it was very hard work as  the ground was    hard.
>                      His only son, Sol, who used to help him, was in
>prison for Insider
>                      Trading and Stock Fraud.
>                      The old man wrote a letter to his son and
>described his  predicament:
>
>
>                    "Dear Solly:
>                     I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I
>won't be able to
>                        plant my potato garden this year.
>                      I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
>garden plot.
>                      If you were here, all my troubles would be over.
>                      I know you would dig the plot for me.
>                     Love,
>                      Papa"
>
>                      A few days later the old man received a letter
>from his son:
>                      "Dear Papa:
>                      For heaven's sake Dad, don't dig up that garden,
>that's where I
>                      buried the money & stocks.
>                       Love,
>                      Solly."
>
>                      At 4 am the next morning, a team of FBI agents
>and local police
>                    arrived at the old man's house and dug up the
>entire garden area without
>                    finding any money or stocks.
>                      They apologized to the old man and left.
***************>*-- d(["mb",">                      That same day the old man received another letter

>from his son:
>
>                      "Dear Papa:
>                      Go ahead and plant the potatoes now.
>                      That\'s the best I could do under the
circumstances.
>                      Love,
>                      Your son
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>from his son:
>
>                      "Dear Papa:
>                      Go ahead and plant the potatoes now.
>                      That's the best I could do under the
circumstances.
>                      Love,
>                      Your son