Universal Shana Tova 5764
HERE IS A SHANA TOVA THAT I RECEIVED FROM AN ORTHODOX FRIEND, LET ME SHARE IT WITH YOU.
SLICHA MIMI SHELO KORE ANGLIT AL SHE'EIN LI ZMAN KAET LETARGEM
Universal Shana Tova Card
To modern, ultra & just plain Orthodox Jews, Haredi Jews, Mitnagdim,
Conservative, Conservadox, Reform & ConForm Jews, Gartel Jews,
non-Gartel
Jews, Jews with sheitels & without, Tichel Jews, Sheitel, tichel & hat
Jews, adult & child Jews, Frum from birth Jews, Baalei Teshuva, Satmar,
Agudah, black hat, kipa s'ruga, Mir, Munkacs, Belz, Beta Yisrael, Bobov,
Chaim Berlin, Y.U. Jews, payos in front of the ear Jews, payos in back
of
the ear Jews, kipa only in shul/ hat in shul/ no shul at all Jews,
Mizrachi
Jews, Jews by choice, Bathrobe on Friday night Jews, Likud Jews, Labor
Jews, Meimad Jews, Ten Lost Tribes Jews, cardiac Jews, Irish Jews, Black
Jews, White Jews, 3-day-a-year Jews, Rav Nachman Jews, Rav Shlomo Jews,
Neturei Karta Jews, Hasidim, Telz, Lakewood & Ner Yisrael Jews, Chofetz
Chaim Jews, zaftig Jews, skinny Jews, Fremeiners, Dinevers, Kookies,
JTS,
RJJ, HUC, HTC, MTJ, BMT Jews, Celebrity Jews, Generation X,Y & Z Jews,
NCSY
Jews, Solomon Schechter Jews, Chinuch Atzmai Jews, Fackenheim Jews, Yitz
Greenberg Jews, Kahane Jews, Feminist Jews, Chauvinist Jews, egalitarian
Jews, traditional Jews, Kaddish-zuger Jews, political Jews, intellectual
Jews, ignorant Jews, tomato Jews & orange Jews, Shinui Jews, Shas Jews,
Israeli Jews, American Jews, Persian Jews, Russ Jews, Galitzianers,
Litvaks, Polacks, Birthright Jews, single Jews, married Jews, wish I was
married Jews, Greener Jews, Redder Jews, Scandinavian Jews, South of the
Border Jews, Italian Jews, Bald Jews, Hairy Jews, Canadian Jews, Latino
Jews, Ladino Jews, Jews in kapatas, Jews in T-shirts, Jews in sandals,
Jews
in gym shoes, Jews in cowboy boots, Hungarian Jews, Czech Jews, Jews on
the
Hungarian-Czech Border Jews, Ashkenazim, Sefardim, Yemenite Jews,
Afrikaaner Jews, Romanian Jews, Zionists, non-Zionists, anti-Zionists,
post-Zionists, Jews with an accent, Jews who speak perfect Midwestern
English Hebrew, Native American Jews, Anglo-Saxon Jews, French Jews,
German
Jews, Greek Jews, Indian Jews, Chinese Jews, Jew who likes David Levy
Jew,
Wannabee Jews, Conspiracy Theory Jews, Japanese Jews, Shayna Panim Jews,
Meesekite Jews, Closet Jews, Shnorrers, Baalei Tzedaka, Tzadikim,
Baynonim,
Rashaim, Chacham-Tam-Ayni Yodea Jews, Chevramen & Forbisseners,
kvetching
Jews, Guta Neshama Jews, Vizhnitzer, Ger, Gerer, Chabadnik, Kohenim,
Levi'im, Yisraelim, Machers, Mavens, & Pashet Jews, EVERYKIND of Jew in
this vast Universe:
May we all unite - without a fight! - and together ignite G-d's great
light. May we see a sweet and blessed year together with a true peace.
Leshana Tova Tikasaivu veSechasaimu!
And I, Ratzio, don't mind that the non-jews too should have a good year and including the whole creation!
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