...ווען די ראצפערטער רבי לעבט ווען וואלט ער געלעבט אויף אלע באקען, און וואלט געזאגט יעצט זעט שוין יעדער אז ער איז גערכעט געווען אלע יארן, יעצט זאל אים שוין יעדער גלייבען אז מען מוז האבן צוויי פריטשידערס.
...זאלי האט געקאלט די פאיע רב אז ער וויל הערן זיין מיינוג.
...זאלי ווען ער האט געהערט די פראבלעם האט ער זיך אנגערופען ברענגט אהער א מסכת פאה לאמיר זען וואס עס שטייט דארט.
...די התאחדות הרבנים גייט זיך צוזאם זעצען מיטוואך ווייל זיי וילען האלטען דעם עולם געשפאנט אויף א וואך נישט וויסענדיג וואס צו טאן.
נשלח ב-4/6/2004 20:11
א בדחן אין א"י האט געזאגט ביי א חתונה אז פון וואנעט האט אהרן חורינער צו טייל שפיצלען אומזיסט?
נאר חורינער שרייט דאך כסדר אז ר' משה גבאי שטעלט אים אונטער שפיצלען...
נשלח ב-4/6/2004 19:36
טא אז מען מאכט א טעות אין הייד פארק אויף א נאמען שרייסטו און קוויטשעט..!
איז ווען דיין רב קען נישט ארויסזאגן קיין פסוק חומש גהעריג וואס דארפסטו טאן דענסמאל?
נשלח ב-4/6/2004 00:46
גיט א קוק ווי קראנט עס זענען די מעשיות פון שור שנגח.
נישטאמאל ווייסט ער וויאזוי עס הייסט דער אייגענטימער פון קליימער טעררעס.
ער הייסט נישט פרידריך, ער הייטס פירטה!!!
און א פריי-ליכן פורים.
נשלח ב-1/6/2004 19:59
די מעשה איז גארנישט אזא שייטל וויץ
WIG STALLS CONEY I. COASTER TILL RESCUERS PULL RUG OUT FROM UNDER RIDERS
Mon May 31, 2:12 AM ET Add Local - New York Post to My Yahoo!
By BILL HOFFMANN
Coney Island Cyclone riders had a hair-raising experience yesterday when the world-famous roller coaster stopped dead in its tracks at the top of a hill after a woman's wig blew off and got caught in the wheels.
The bizarre mishap had riders stuck in their seats for nearly 30 minutes.
"This happens sometimes where something flies out and gets stuck," said Cyclone manager Jerry Menditto. "Usually, it's a sweater or a pocketbook, but this time, it was a lady's wig."
Witnesses said the ride ground to a halt at around 3 p.m. when the train reached the top of the second hill, about 75 feet up. As puzzled riders enjoyed sweeping views of the Atlantic Ocean, emergency workers and firefighters climbed the tracks to locate the problem.
They discovered a dark brown wig tangled in the wheel base of one of the cars. After pulling the hairpiece out, they used their muscle to push the cars down the hill to get the ride started again.
Menditto said the wig apparently blew off of a woman's head on the previous ride cycle and landed on the tracks. When the next ride began, it got caught in the wheels.
"We have no idea whose wig it is. It's a mystery," he said.
פרידריך דער בעל הבית פון קליימער טעראס האט זיך אפגרעדט אז די זאלי'ס האבן געשיקט א טיש פאר זייער פארטרעטער ביי די התאחדות אסיפה, ער האט גענוג טישן וואס שיקן זיי מיר א טיש... האט ער געפרעגט.
דער פיגער רוב הרה"צ המלוב"נ ש.ינקען שליט"א נתן הכשר גורף רק לפאות אלו
נשלח ב-23/5/2004 04:56
עס איז שקר אז זאלי האט זיך נישט געפענט דאס מויל ביי די אסיפה, ער האט דריי מאל געגענעצט....
נשלח ב-22/5/2004 00:52
יארמע רב האט גיזאגט אז ער זאגט נישט וויצען אויף די שייטלעך ווייל תקרובת ע"ז איז אסור בהנאה
נשלח ב-21/5/2004 22:52
איינער ווייסט פיו נאך א האטליין?
נשלח ב-21/5/2004 22:43
טי.די.קעי. האט ארויסגעגעבן טעיפס פון זאלי'ס באמערקונגען ביי די אסיפה פין די התאחדות הרבנים
מען קען באקומען די טעיפס אין די פאלגנדע נאמבערס 60, 90 און 120
מען דארף נישט האבן קיין עירפאונס ביים אויסהערן די טעיפס
נשלח ב-21/5/2004 18:22
because we have nothing to worry about, because we have no enemies, because we are so GOOD to one another, thought i'd forward the following 'take' in order to make you smile!
at last, the 'hindu' take on the latest, soul-ripping crisis . .. . . . .
> New Delhi Times:
>
> ASSOCIATED PRESS: Hindu religious authorities have ruled this week that
> it is forbidden for Hindu women to sell their hair to Orthodox wig
> makers. "We have asked our women to put their hair on holy altars as a
> sacrifice to our gods. Instead, they ship it to Boro Park. Is this the
> way to show honor to our gods, by shipping hair to New York?" The Hindu
> Association for Indians who are Religious (H-A-I-R) had all their major
> authorities as signatories on a new proclamation forbidding these
> shipments.
>
> Young women, however, feel more ambivalent than the local authorities:
> "What's a good idolater to do?" said Irfana Patel, a nineteen year old
> resident of New Delhi whose long hair is soon to be shorn. "I know my
> options. My parents want me to cut it at the local Temple and have it
> burn for our family shrine. My fiancé learned about the cost of
> highlighted wigs in Meah Shearim. He wants me to sell it to put the down
> payment on a new apartment." These issues are clearly complex.
>
> Down a long alley in this large Indian city is a salon where run-away
> teenage girls and older widows have flocked for years to have their hair
> cut in a confidential and private setting. The salon owners, who spoke
> only on the condition on anonymity, said that they have had contact with
> ultra-Orthodox Jews for the past ten years. "They are our best
> customers. Indian hair is thick and easily dyed. When they came here to
> visit, we introduced them to chapaties. They brought us gefilte fish. My
> husband loves chrain. He makes dal out of it now. We are sad that
> business might change for us." The economic fall-out of this decision
> has yet to be fully assessed, but small Hindu businesses everywhere are
> suffering.
>
> The human hair industry has grown exponentially since Orthodox women
> discovered that snoods were used in idol worship in Thailand. The Thais
> would "tie" the snood around small birds that were sacrificed on
> mountain tops. Straw and wool hats have also been worn by idol worshiper
> for centuries, but modern Orthodox Jews have never been particularly
> concerned about it. A spokesman for the Orthodox Union said that there
> are bigger issues to worry about, like whether or not Campbell's
> vegetable soup will retain its heksher. "We don't really care if
> modern Orthodox women are wearing hats once used by idolaters as long as
> they aren't davening in women's prayer groups."
>
> India is not the only source of human hair. In New York Times
> best-seller, Hair Today: Gone Tomorrow: The Hindu Hair Scandal,
> historians say that sheitel machers originally went to the Far East, to
> places like Singapore and China as their hair source. Investigative
> reporters have now shown that the Kai Feng community was started to
> export human hair, perhaps inspiring the enduring love of Jews for
> Chinese food. "The hair was cheap but hard to work with," says one
> anonymous sheitel maker. "More expensive hair comes from Russia. I
> personally did not use Russian hair until all the refusniks were out of
> the former Soviet Union. Not everyone was so principled."
>
> European hair has become very popular and expensive. But Europe is a
> big place. For example, many ultra-Orthodox women today would rather
> have hair from Belgium than Lichtenstein. German and Austrian hair still
> carries taboos, and some women refuse to use French hair until France
> becomes more supportive of the war in Iraq. Relations with Tony Blair
> have been particularly good so English hair - although its off the
> continent - has become especially prized. So many countries have been
> involved in the production of human hair sheitels, that the U.N. is
> considering an international resolution. The United Nations will permit
> the sale of all European hair on condition that business exchanges
> involve the Euro and that Israel dismantle its security Fence.
>
> Despite all the politics, religious Hindus feel that their right to
> worship idols has been severely compromised by this new scandal.
> "Orthodox Jews
> don't want us, and we don't want them either. We have
> our own humras in New Delhi. Wait until they find out where all their
> tefillin is made!"
>
