Israeli-Palestinian politics made simple:
> What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
>
> The Italian - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.
>
> The German - carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup
> of coffee.
>
> The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
>
> The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
>
> The Russian - Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no
> charge.
>
> The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese,
> drinks tea and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents
> flies from falling into coffee.
>
> The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee,
> protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European
> Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives
> and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the
> Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the
> Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.
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