א אידישע טיקעט בליץ

A jewish ticket lightning 

Received in mailed 

Yesterday afternoon, I randomly was very quiet when I have enough work a little earlier than Usually, I have decided to aheymgeyn earlier of the work. I bump into me in car and so comfortable the half hour that takes the way of my work through to my home. 

All still good, I hear a quiet music teif and stand the car on "Cruz" in 's truavei, so to keep on the legal Speed. Middle sounds to me the same, I take out the "Blue - says," I do it without the ear, and I lift up the phone. It was a colleague of the work which had wanted to know something, I have given him the Info that he has to, and arafgeleygt. 

I come to a "valley - Bot", I go on 's "Easy - Fess eye", I for the required 5 miles an hour, the tube shows green, and I for further. I come at an end of the "Felice STEICHEN mail", I make Indicator and three to one on the right, into Kiryat Yoel. But this "Kiryat Joel", it has made me a problem. I have not known that Kiryat Joel came under an attack and every one who offered it "must" sooner or later be put in the course of the week. 

I for slow on beikertaun mail, when suddenly I see red lemflekh in the mirror. Can I chased a rescue to help a patient, clergy, I can Will Savers fire quickly arrived delete a wild fire, but very quickly I see that no, here speaks of a policeman, and he is in fact me. 

My country has in general not increased faster beat, windy that it certainly not something that I have tons of bad. About 'the yet now donors hundred percent quiet and read, span - Belt is done, made blinkers, paid easier valley, not speaking on' s phone, my all letters work. Is that yes? I have wandered to. As said, I have yet not knowing that I am just arrived in the "attack Zone". 

I make quick indicator, push me immediately in the side of the first that is possible, as the law requires. I quickly take out my license card and search on the registration card, all should be ready when the policeman comes. I know that they do not love to wait. 

The police man forward with a determination to my door, I opening the window and welcomes him. But he, without any rest shhius says dry "quiet end registreishan brass". Even before he return it express, I give them into the matters. I question even not equal to what is the problem here, that I have I was a sinner, but I word he would say. But he says no, he considers the Registration and begins to quickly turn on to go away. 

Zeendig that this is my last beautiful to gevaoyr be that person goes for, and zeyendig ensure that any course I have not tons, Click How fast a question, "Who exius, gut Islands brass Neo, if Virgin did velvety level? End if Sao , watt is it? " Really is the only thing that I then could think that this goes for, is that perhaps did we just spend the Tutor subjects the license fleits. Beyond this, nothing can be. 

As he hears my question, gibt, he was a three out, dress a second, see me, and says: "the, goats without de mail, Yu was a the Yellow line." Ie, somewhere before he saw me appear on 'l give online in' s-mail. 

First, I rejoiced that my lecturer subjects the license fleits work yes ... But seriously speaking, I have not known whether some 'should laugh or cry. About 'my, how can I even the afleykenen?About 'the pass on the Len Lane for a second, what can I say then? And can be had before a trekl front of me something down and I have not put the lift and connection made for the other Course ... Gay know that after I have here tons aumvisndigerheyt in the last half hour - if I have it at all tons. As' the far from convinced that he has me at all seen before on a Yellow line. I have him not have seen before, and that he had me so clearly seen and more so to focus to see that one wheel had a second were given a slip up on the line in the middle of the mail, I would put him to see. 

In short, the ticket I received, party, and later it is me at all not to renew, nimble gevaoyr over the whole city that noise 'gadget over the wild "ticket attack" in Kiryat Yoel. It is "heaven and earth, and tickets in Monroe." 

But Sorry, no, not in Monroe, the people in Town Although Monroe know of nothing. It is only really in the idishn Steele "kra Joelle". But there where the Hasidim, the kind with the large dike Bird and long gekreyzlte Toupees & Wigs, they are that receive tickets right and left. They are parked in the masn and received the white tsetlekh one more 's second. Chapter if he will not pass a Yellow light, will you take for 'Estate to the apostles for a second in the side of the mail.If this also does, will he take you for the Yellow line, and if this also does, he will say that no one wheel Felt air ... If you are a Jew who still in the Kiryat Yoel streets, he will look something happen. 

And it can not not see that "one means here nothing", just keep the law, because if one may hear the lectures on most tickets, see people that they encounter here not to the Ledeen or on Capone, not to donate license is The ishu and not to preserve - people ariberfarer, it is simple and plain Here one problem that people have: they are jews. And Hasidic jews. And even more, let it once for all fully clear voice predictions: Ultra Hasidic, domestic, pious, afgeflikte, wiser, demolished, closed, Hasidic Hasidim. Yes, this is their crime. 

And here let us be honest, one can not say that it can not not take with the three subjects the Speed limit. There are people who race once, as in ilini, Chicago. Biznesleyt race to plant their, dad may remove children from school, mother may run Scharping and aheymloyfn supply again for her 8 children expensive, and the car proved to have occupied bear and bring every one to their specific target. But to take "only" one type of man, called the follower, not "but" no one Steele, called "Kiryat Joel", and "but" there should a camp police apostles every single minute after a man and "only" in the specific week period, it is on the 'integrity, it is "rank", and it is, American talk, right "reishel prafeyling", according to all first and last. 

Let the same thing when parking somewhere in a black neighborhood in niuburg or Harlem, had already been protests and demonstrations, the unions had already given press kanfrentsen and remember the dark years when people had treated black otherwise as every normal citizen, all tickets would soon been out and it would still can receive apology funds, one would require a "afelaji" of the major Epstein and President Obama would still can not be kings speech said that "after Alem is reishel frafeyling still unfortunately do not thing of the past. " And perhaps he would even described the aktn of the metering group of police as "stupid". 

Is what is now different here in Kiryat Yoel? One thing, here talking to at the currently act only of "Hasidim". Who would they represent? Who let this carry mesh and protests? They have yet barely one in town who can speak good English? And even that will yet not be considered to speak to the television. To layer or Provisional representatives yet they also do not, they can nevertheless in general not the whole legal system, they are nevertheless occupied people with a sea with children? Now, is all as cast, no one will not star, no one will not fight. And the know the police very well. 

Islands, the people are, after all, unfortunately not guilty then the police had both the reason decided to Austen minimum hundred thousand tickets in a single month. I know not whether their goal with this is just to go in the "Guenette Bock Oh varld Regards", as zeyendig the police group that had "dealt the record first tickets in one month for a designated group of people". Or perhaps they had just the major Epstein deleted announce that one go cutting the budget or their wide, and the polygons were promised that they follow him bring twenty times the money because it comes Usually Erin. When he asked them, how? They only won and said "leave on us." And it is, looks out, clearly was on what to read ... 

In short, these are possibilities, and can only inspiration. But one fact is clear as day: the Monroe Police has decided to share the first tickets that only possible in four - and - twenty hours in the day. And just for the Hasidim, residents of Kiryat Yoel. I say to you, a gentile who still at 125 miles - Gap - Time to Get off Forest. Was not to be afraid. He should only make sure that his hoyln head with long hair should be well anzen (but kh"u should he not have any dark window, which then will the policeman to swear that it is a Jewish Fuschl,) and Dan knows that gentile pull his span Belt, for on 100, do not make any indicator, rotate his Bleyer, and even whistle durkhfarndig the policeman, it would not at all done. the policeman will be in held to look at the car that comes to the behind him on 35 of . f.sh. But angetsindn the addition nevertheless that it does not rain. and on the moose he nevertheless strictly take care, because he has noticed a hat on 's head. 

And now, a serious word to the police: flizzz, none of us Will you not begin. Each of us try, as every normal three, trips to all dreyvn laws. We are even also ready to receive a ticket and suffer the consequences if the consequences we do not time out the law. But to Foreign "only" on us, this is not honesty. To share tickets for things that are very mindervikhtig, is not feir. To the apostles one and give him a ticket with my father a good excuse, even you know that you have him once again not seen in the geln Lane, brass, it teaches onerous poor Sense. 

Not because one has a Talit Katan (the Yellow kleydele that we take on 'his shirt) must be him now apostles, and a few already find some "exiuz" him to indulge a ticket. Not because one produces black glasses, a vest, and a beard diamonds that winds itself down to very low, should be him look apostles and Austen trouble. Not because the latter can not any English and must aoyskratsn five minutes to explain his that he hunted himself to his children in hospital who was nervous dyagnazirt with a bitter illness, you may with him tons of what you want. No, was not with us learned to associated English, so is the system here among us, and you must this, legal, respect. And incidentally, this is also the reason that I write the message in Yiddish and not on your English language, which to the regret is also the reason why I know this does not send to the "deili Nyhus, that they may the better nakhkukn, research, and help the apostles. 

It is not feir to ride on people who can not, and will not, to propose to you, they are not in the guste to fight, they want to just go their way, take care of all that it felt out in their so farnumenem life, which converts into a large number of children (a thing that you may not consider names also why we race asakh time and are very busy, and you would have this can put remember when you puts one away and one of the five children is not time is loaded as it calls itself. not that it is in general a good excuse to not trips 100 percent of the law, but simply, it is us a little harder.) 

A policeman must nevertheless be a correct man, one who "fought upright". Copper, do your Job aoyfrikhtigerheyt, not with evil intent, not with side intent. Brass, copper, brass. 

  

As a result you from ahead for 's hear 

 An honest law - aoysfalger