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| נשלח ב-18/4/2010 16:59 |
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The captain of a Syrian Air Force transport flying over the Mediterranean sends out a MAYDAY message: "This is Syrian Air Force # 174 announcing we have lost one engine and want to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!" No answer.
A while later he announces, "This is Syrian Air Force # 174 again. We have now lost two engines and need to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!"Silence.
A short while later the captain announces, "This is Syrian Air Force #174 We are desperate. We have now lost THREE engines an urgently ask permission to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!"
Still no answer.
Finally the captain calls out, "Help! This is Syrian Air Force #174. We have only one engine left and it is rapidly failing. Unless we can land we are going to crash. We need permission to land at ANY airport in the Middle East INCLUDING Israel!"
Shortly thereafter, a voice is heard in the Syrian cockpit: "Shalom Syrian Air Force # 174. This is Tel Aviv approach control. We would like to help. "
"Allah is praised," says the Syrian pilot. "Please give me instructions."
"Do you speak Hebrew?"
"No"
"OK, then please repeat after me:
Yitgadal Viyitkadash Shimay Rabbah......"
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| נשלח ב-18/4/2010 17:03 |
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An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store some of his blood in case the need arises.
Because the gentleman had a rare blood type, and couldn't be found locally, a call went out to a number of countries.
Finally, a Jew was located who had the same blood type and was willing to donate his blood to the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank-you card for giving his blood along with an expensive diamond and a new Rolls Royce car as a token of appreciation.
Unfortunately, the Arab had to go through a surgery once again.
His doctors called the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a Thank You card and a box of Almond Roca sweets.
The Jew was shocked to see that this time the Arab did not acknowledge the Jew's kind gesture in the same way as he had done the first time around.
So he phoned the Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in a less generous manner?
The Arab replied :
"Ay Habibi !!,
Remember I've got Jewish blood now !!!
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| נשלח ב-20/4/2010 17:25 |
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A movie that will leave a lasting impression
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| נשלח ב-20/4/2010 17:38 |
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| נשלח ב-20/4/2010 17:41 |
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The 3 fastest ways of communication in the world are:
3. Tele-fax
2. Tele-phone
1. Tell-a-woman
Need it faster??
Ask her not to tell anyone!!!!
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| נשלח ב-20/4/2010 18:28 |
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| נשלח ב-27/4/2010 07:31 |
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STRESS = SUGAR
My daughter is having her adenoids removed today and my fasting sugar is 133....
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| נשלח ב-27/4/2010 07:42 |
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בוקר טוב אם בישראל
לי יש עכשיו 91
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| נשלח ב-27/4/2010 08:57 |
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בבוקר טוב חמצן לי - 98
מה רע ב133
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| נשלח ב-27/4/2010 08:58 |
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SORRY I WROTE IN HEBREW
i mean 133 is good for me
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| נשלח ב-27/4/2010 09:31 |
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yeah,
hatzlacha with the adenoids!
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| נשלח ב-27/4/2010 19:56 |
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133 is pretty crummy for me!
my average morning is 115
adenoid surgery went well b"h - we were there a lot longer than expected because the little girl who had adenoid surgery before us had profuse bleeding and had to go back in for repairs - was pretty scary
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| נשלח ב-29/4/2010 08:47 |
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This morning was 100 now 81
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| נשלח ב-29/4/2010 19:32 |
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Mine was all over the place - tuesday morning - 133
wednesday morning - 125
today - 120
and 2 hours after lunch (with a generous slice of gooey chocolate cake with frosting...) - 97
go figure!!
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| נשלח ב-30/4/2010 08:27 |
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what !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all over the place
wow if i had those results i would be throwing a party
today 175 i will try and get it down
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