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Best Kind of Patient
Five surgeons big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, New York , says, ''I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you them up,
everything inside is numbered.''
The second, Chicago , responds, ''Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.''
The third surgeon, Dallas , says, ''No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.''
The fourth surgeon, Los Angeles chimes in: ''You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.''
But the fifth surgeon, Washington DC , shut them all up when up he observed: ''You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.

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