NEWSPAPER HEADLINES IN THE YEAR 2035:
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
California's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops &
livestock.
Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesday only.
35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average height of NBA players reaches nine feet, seven inches.
Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so
it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions
to campaign accounts.
תוקן על ידי - urifjeru - 3/28/2003 3:44:48 PM
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