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| נשלח ב-13/10/2006 00:22 |
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Big siyem m' sikah today in monroe, start m' malkos finish till shmini atzeres Ha Ha
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| נשלח ב-12/11/2006 12:36 |
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LIFE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
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> >San Diego, California...
> >
> >A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the
> driver that because he
> >had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won
> $5,000 in the statewide
> >safety competition for drivers chosen at random.
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> >"What are you going to do with the money?" asked
> the
> >policeman.
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> >"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's
> license," he answered.
> >"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the
> passenger seat.
> >
> >"He's a smart aleck when he's drunk.
> >
> >"This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one
> look at
> >the cop and moaned," I knew we wouldn't get far in
> a stolen car."
> >
> >At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
> and a voice
> >said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
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| נשלח ב-12/11/2006 12:42 |
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Saddam got a choice how 2 get killed: 1)getting hung 2)using internet cu'z "INTERNET IZ A ZICHERE TOIT"
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| נשלח ב-12/11/2006 12:45 |
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A boss is like a pamper always on your a** and usually full of s***0
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| נשלח ב-12/11/2006 17:19 |
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| נשלח ב-19/11/2006 11:50 |
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The Maid in a Jewish Home"
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>A French-Canadian from a remote Quebec village came to work as
>cook-housemaid
>in a Montreal Jewish home. When she came home for leave, her relatives
>asked her what kind of people the Jews were.
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>"The Jews are rather nice. They are always most polite to me, give me
>presents, pay
>for medical help for me. Really, no complaints whatsoever. Only they have
>strange holidays.
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>"They have a holiday named Shabbat, when they eat in the dining room and
>smoke in the toilet"
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>"Then they have a holiday called Tisha Be'Av which is a reminder of their
>great Temple
>which was destroyed in Biblical times. They smoke in the dining room but
>eat in the toilet."
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>"And they have a holiday named Yom Kippur when they both eat and smoke in
>the toilet."
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| נשלח ב-20/11/2006 22:22 |
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Why is there no Wall-mart in Iraq?
Because there is a Target on every corner...!!
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| נשלח ב-10/12/2006 18:34 |
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Y"T Kislev: Lipa Schmeltzer has been called 2 Labavitcher Rabbe's grave 2 sing "Abi Men Laybt...
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| נשלח ב-10/12/2006 18:36 |
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what do you give an elephant who has diariah ???
A LOT OF ROOM !!!!!
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| נשלח ב-10/12/2006 18:54 |
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I've got this thing in the car that tells you when you are going too fast or you have taken the wrong turn. It's called the wife.
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| נשלח ב-10/12/2006 18:57 |
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You like dumb is who person retarded another to it send now, this read to trying time sweet your took you. (now read backwards)
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| נשלח ב-11/12/2006 19:15 |
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A Gabbai approaches a guest in the shul and says, "I want to give you an Aliyah. What is your name?"
The man answers, "Esther bas Moshe."
The Gabbai says, "No, I need your name."
"It's Esther bas Moshe," the man says.
"How can that be your name?"
The man answers, "I've been having serious financial problems, so everything is in my wife's name."
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| נשלח ב-24/12/2006 07:11 |
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The pilot said to the passengers merry cristmas to all of u sitting and happy channuka to all of u standing
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| נשלח ב-24/12/2006 07:12 |
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Husband (2 wife): After my 120 please bury me in Macy's parking lot. Wife: Why?!? Husband: So you'll visit me often!
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| נשלח ב-24/12/2006 07:13 |
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If you need advice, text me .
If you need a friend, call me.
If you need me, come to me .
If you need money.
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE R
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