Are you Polish?
A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage".0
The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?"0
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something: If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?0
Or, if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?0
Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ? Would
ya, huh? Would ya?"0
The clerk answers, "Well no."0
And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was
Irish?
What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"0
Well, I probably wouldn't," said the clerk.0
With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask
me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?"0
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The clerk replied, "Because you're at Home Depot."0
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