BOY: Firstance, I want to antshildig myself that I can't speak so good English, so you will forstand me if I throw in a couple of Yiddish words.
GIRL: Certainly that's perfectly understandable. I come from an exceedingly educated family and the company I keep is likewise, but I'm sure we'll hit it off right.
BOY: Oh... You have a factory, a company? What do you give out…hitten?
GIRL: No, no, you didn't get me.
BOY: Why do you talk about a get? I think so this is only after the Chasanah for people who farshteinen dich nisht
GIRL: Uh hum, (pause) I see I will have to simplify my rhetoric in this conversation. I was talking about my circle of friends…
BOY: How can friends be in a shape like a circle? Oh oh, you mean like a square? I don't mind to move to Square, they are much more chassidish and farfrimt than me, but if you want I'd do for you anything. Nothing really goes me on… How long your father can hold us out? So that I can go on with my learning, that is the main…
GIRL: I just like to satisfy my curiosity, I have very much respect for Torah learning. I think the most esteemed, Oh I'm sorry I forgot you don't know the meaning of the word, I think the most respected people I know are in the Torah field, which means their life revolves around it. But did you ever take afternoon or evening classes, like going to school after yeshiva.
BOY: Oh, after school program? It's not for me, it's for little kids and it's very good because the little children go out from under their mother's feet, and you don't have to pay nothing, it's a voucher from the regeirong.
GIRL: Oh, do you keep up with the latest politics? What's your opinion about president Bush?
BOY: I really know nothing about poletic. But I remember somewhere in the behind of my mind, my teacher in the 5th grade, Mr. Anthony, talking about president Bush making a milchuma with Iraq, and now I hear he's fighting with Bin Ladin.
GIRL: So you don't have a college degree like I do. I graduated with a M.D. and a bachelor's degree.
BOY: You don't have to learn somebody how to be a bachelor. This is only for eltere buchurim that don't want to get married, or it doesn't make them a shidduch. But I don't want such a thing to happen to me, so I never applied for a bachelor's degree. You also said you got a M.D. in your school? By us we get once a year a P.T.A.
I want to talk from something very important to my family. We have this minug from doires tzerik, and I don't want to step off from it. By my mother firt zich that after the chasanah you have to share off everything.
GIRL: Oh of course I couldn't agree with you more. I'm fully aware that what makes a harmonious couple is the caring and sharing they do for each others.
BOY: It's not important that you share for me. I can catch myself over to the barber or mikvah yid, but you must be completely shaven.
GIRL: Oh, that's what you mean, well I would never consider this shidduch only for a man clean shaven. I'm sure you are aware I come from a very sophisticated family and I am accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
Continued
BOY: I know that a shaitel has to have a certain style, but one thing you should know it can't chulilah be a custom style. This is oisderiklich oser min h'torah. Let's talk now from more interesting things.
GIRL: I was just going to elaborate on our way of life. My friends don't meet a boy in a house, like a sitting in. They usually go out on dates. It's much more casual and relaxing.
BOY: I'm sorry, I didn't know that you want to go out. It's not good to sit in and hold yourself in, of course if you eat dates you must go out and then you will feel much better and relaxed. You know I also need to use the men's room… please just make open the door. When we come back will continue with our talk.
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